i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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