He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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I need you to use more vowels.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
