i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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