Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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