Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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