SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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