even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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