If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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