i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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