I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
i think im in europe. pls send help
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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