Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
