No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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