I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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