Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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