Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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