super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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