We should be called the Road Head Warriors
stop calling my apartment porn island.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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