if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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