Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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