So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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