community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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