He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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