it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
