a queef is a wish your heart makes.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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