at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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