How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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