Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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