u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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