So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
