Your face is a jimmy john
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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