I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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