He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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