marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Ambien. No doubt about it.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.