think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law