My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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