wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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