I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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