Whatcha textin bout Willis?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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