So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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