yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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