I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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