I think I died a long time ago.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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