He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
no you cant smoke seaweed
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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