Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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