Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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