is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think people are normalizing furries
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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