Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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