No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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