The police scanner is talking about you again....
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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