oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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