dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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