The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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