Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
