so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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