I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
FUCK WHALES
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize