Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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