so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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