i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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