she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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