You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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